An invincible, deeply... deeply... deeply devoted patriarch, breaking the hearts of countless goddesses... What? You don’t drink milk anymore? ...What? You came in first again? ...What? You’re bullying animals again? ...What? Why are there so many goddesses? ...What? You’re the basketball tournament champion? ...What? You want to become a special forces soldier? ...What? You still want to steal the Jade Emperor’s precious daughter? ...What? You want to go bathe with a fairy? ...What? You’re going to Rakshasa to find your illegitimate child? ...[Transmigration, showing off, invincible, humor, cultivation, raising someone, writing until I drop]