[Rebirth, campus belle, goddess, no System, satisfying face-slapping in a lighthearted campus novel]
Niulang is reborn after confessing to campus belle Ye Xiaowei for the ninth time...
The campus belle rejects him once again...
Niulang looks at his younger self, a pitiful mess, and feels his heart ache!
He swears: I’ll never be a simp again...
If anyone’s going to be a simp...
It’ll be someone else simping for me...
The campus belle says: You think you can just stop being a simp whenever you feel like it?
I, the campus belle, can cry, make a scene, and threaten to hang myself...
And if that doesn’t work, I can bury you in money...
If you’re not simping for me, I can’t even sleep!
So good, so embarrassing