No romance + strong female lead + satisfying power fantasy + metaphysics + fortune-telling + showbiz
After being reborn, metaphysical powerhouse Yu Shuishui founded her own school of metaphysics, took on disciples by the dozen, and became the most accomplished practitioner in the field.
When Yu Shuishui’s eldest disciple saw one junior sister after another coming through the door, he wailed, “Master, please stop taking on disciples! If you keep this up, you’ll go bankrupt!”
A passerby who didn’t know the truth asked, “Why?”
The eldest disciple replied, “Master’s a spendthrift. She gives every new disciple five million.”
The passerby said, “That’s a deal like no other! I want to be her disciple too.”
The eldest disciple said, “You can’t.”
“Why not?”
“Unless you get gender reassignment surgery and have the stuff down there removed.”
The passerby fled in terror...
Very nice, witty and interesting 🤭