No CP + strong female + cool writing + metaphysics + fortune telling + entertainment industry
After the metaphysics master Yu Shuishui was reborn, he founded his own metaphysics sect, recruited many disciples, and became the number one practitioner of metaphysics.
When Yu Shuishui's eldest disciple saw the junior sisters coming in one after another, he wailed: "Master, please, don't accept any more disciples. If you do, you will go bankrupt."
Passers-by who don't know the truth: "Why?"
Disciple: "Master is a prodigal woman. If you accept a disciple, you will be given five million as a gift."
Passerby: "There are such good things, I also want to worship her as my teacher."
Disciple: "You can't."
Passerby: "Why?"
Disciple: "Unless you undergo sex reassignment surgery and have your lower body cut off."
Passers-by were so frightened that they ran away...
Very nice, witty and interesting [laughing]