My Senior Brother Is a Bandit

[Traditional + Funny + Trickster + Shameless + No System]

“I, Jiang Fan, get by on these six survival skills: sell out my friends, be disloyal, betray my side, frame people, look after my sworn brothers' wives, and take care of their younger sisters!”

“You say I've got no morals? Let me make one thing clear: it's not that I lack morals. I don't have any to begin with!”

“I might not be able to beat you, but I can dig up your family's ancestral graves. Where are they? Point me in the right direction!”

When Jiang Fan begins cultivating, the entire cultivation world is thrown into an uproar!

“Who the hell let him cultivate immortality?”

“Time has worn away mountains and rivers, and the ages have changed. I'd forgotten where our ancestral graves were, but he actually dug up my family’s founding ancestor and slapped me twice with him!”

“My ancestor is still alive, but this trickster dragged him into becoming sworn brothers and insisted on being the older brother! Now I have to call him Ancestor whenever I see him... Sob...”

“Can you get any more shameless and immoral?”

The various factions lament, grinding their back teeth to dust.

Jiang Fan calmly replies, “What does the wicked stuff Dao Bufan does have to do with me, Jiang Fan?”