Six-Year-Old Fusu: Dad, I Really Didn't Do Anything!

[Unserious spoof + Analects of Confucius + hilarious + scheming + relaxed + hugging thighs + seizing bamboo shoots + not doing human things + laughing to death without paying for your life] A modern person time travels into the body of six-year-old Fusu. In this war-torn era, he vowed to hug the cheap daddy Ying Zheng tightly. From then on, I went further and further on the road of holding my thigh. Chunyu Yue: "Your Majesty, my lord, he is really a talented person. I have a lot of ambition but not enough strength. Please take my leave!" Fusu: "What? Master, your heart is failing, are you going to die?" Chun Yuyue: "Pfft~" [vomiting blood...] To see more hilarious content, please go to the text.