The Mute Bride Speaks Up and Sets the Mary Sue Straight

[With a System]

Xia Yanyue is a mute bride who sounds like a genteel Jiangnan girl when she keeps quiet, but like a Northeastern grain warehouse the moment she opens her mouth. After reading a brainless Mary Sue novel about a beloved first love, she accidentally transmigrates into it and binds herself to a bizarre System.

To make matters worse, she transmigrates as the domineering CEO's secretary.

Everyone knows being a secretary is an extremely dangerous job, but Xia Yanyue's sharp tongue puts everyone around her at ease.

“Secretary Xia, they say you look a lot like the CEO's beloved first love, and that's why you got this job.”

Xia Yanyue: “What a load of crap! That's nothing but scaremongering!”

“Look at that woman. She's got a face like a vixen. She must be a total slut!”

Xia Yanyue: “Are your eyeballs stuck to your bladders? Does everything look slutty to you?”

One day, that CEO, with nothing better to do, decided to go on some ridiculous variety show, where he found the beloved first love he'd lost years ago.

Everyone: “Secretary Xia is in for it now!”

Meanwhile, Xia Yanyue was competing with an award-winning actor to see who could drink more. “What are you talking about?”