The Sect's Lazybones Are Causing Trouble Again

[The heroine isn't human + bandit-like swagger + imaginative cultivation + single by choice + ensemble cast in a serious story + the true Yin-Yang Dao]

The demoness died in her own manor, and the Immortal Venerables of the Upper Realm clapped their hands in delight.

Cang Fei spent her life doing evil. In the Lower Realm, she was a bandit who abducted men by force. After ascending to the Upper Realm, she still wouldn't behave: she flirted with the Immortal Emperor, stole immortal herbs from the Longevity Immortal Venerable's fields, and roasted Ze Xianjun's mount. Everyone in the Upper Realm hated her.

She cultivated as easily as she breathed, breaking through once more in a single day. Heaven finally had enough and kicked Cang Fei into another Lower Realm, where she began again as a fish.

I am a Kunpeng. This life, I've decided not to be human!

And so Cang Fei, no longer human, was tossed into a pot to be made into fish soup.

Wait, wait, wait! I just want to be a lazy fish. Does it have to be this tragic?

On the first day the boy who cooked fish entered Cangshan Sect, he carried an earthenware pot with a live fish inside.

That's right, the live fish in the pot is me, Cang Fei. I'm not dead. I'm still alive!

A person who doesn't exist on Cangshan Sect's student register miraculously becomes a familiar face around the sect.

"State your name."

"I never change my name or surname. I am Cang Xi of Cangshan Sect."

"There's no disciple named Cang Xi anywhere in the whole sect?" -- Senior Brother Yao

"Which disciple is keeping a golden roc? It acts like a bandit. You can tell at a glance it's a bad bird." -- Old Man Yao

"Who pretended to be Senior Sister Song and tricked me out of the confession gift I wanted to give her!?" -- An anonymous junior disciple

One day, an elder asks, "Who can represent the sect in battle?"

The disciples answer, "It has to be Senior Sister Cang Fei."

?

Do we even have someone named Cang Fei in our sect?