“Uncle! It's time for your medicine.”
“Ridiculous! I'm not sick!”
“Master! Why don't you use an oar to row your boat?”
“Because... I'm riding the waves!”
You don't want to study. You want to become the Ming Dynasty's second biggest wastrel?
Yun Jing: I won't allow it!
You don't want to be emperor, you want to be a great general? You want to build a leopard house and indulge in pleasure?
Yun Jing: I won't allow it!
Peasant uprisings? Tatar invasions? Rebellious princes?
Yun Jing: I won't allow it!
…
I'll bring two little brats with me and breathe new life into the Ming Dynasty, refusing to let it descend into its inevitable abyss.
