[Comedy + absurdity + humiliating scoundrels and face-slapping + villain protagonist + scheming + play the pig to eat the tiger + face-slapping + System + wild imagination]
From the start, I transmigrated to an unknown world!
I don't know the words, but I can sing along: “Kong long kang lang kang, bu liu biu, bu liu biu!”
You make the emperor sing and dance, and you gain a hundred years of cultivation!
You make the top beauty on the beauty rankings perform a Dragon's Roar, “Awoo!” You gain the max-level Nine-Nine Dragon Subduing Palm, summoning two golden ninefold true dragons. Eighteen dragons bear down on your opponent, leaving them on their knees, begging for mercy and unable to move!
You get the little girl who worships you to say, “Here comes the flying stick!” You gain twenty years of life!
You sing and dance with the Beggar Clan leader, gaining the Beggar Clan's Dog-Beating Staff Technique, which makes your enemies yelp like dogs!
You see all sorts of gifted prodigies bullying ordinary people and say, “Young man, that's no way to play fair!” You are rewarded with the Mad Demon Fist!
Xie Ping'an's cultivation shoots up, and the System keeps showering him with all kinds of outrageous rewards!
“Who~~~ are you, exactly? How can you have such incredible cultivation?” One day, when the sect leaders are stunned by Xie Ping'an's strange words and bizarre dances, Xie Ping'an swings his hips from side to side, wraps an arm around a beauty, and becomes invincible in the mortal world!
It's okay, at least when I saw the title, I knew it was not a simple book 🤔🤔
It's funny and nonsensical. It's still very good if you don't read it with your brain. Come on, author, don't stop updating. Five stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐. Give someone a rose and leave a lingering fragrance in your hand🌹
Humorous, good, casual and modern language is eye-catching!