I have a condition that makes me tell the truth and nothing but the truth.
When the emperor arranged a marriage for me, he asked which one I liked.
I said, "Although Heir Apparent Cui is handsome, he's frail and coughs over a hundred times a day. He might not live very long. General Gu has an amazing physique, with an eight-pack that makes me go all weak in the knees, but he's always so icy. What if he beats me?"
As I thought this, the atmosphere around me suddenly turned tense.
I met the murderous gazes of Cui Su and Gu Zhi.
It suddenly dawned on me that I'd said all those thoughts out loud.