I Mock the Cultivation Novel That Plagiarized Naruto

I transmigrated into the world of a cultivation novel with a bootleg Naruto setting, decades before the story begins, and I'm an orphan from the start. What do I do? Please help, it's urgent!

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Yuan Rizhan: “If you have a son, raise him to be like Wu Xuanyi!”

Zang Zhicun: “Stay away from me!”

Jiang Zilai: “Wu Xuanyi is the best disciple of the immortal sect, as long as he keeps his mouth shut...”

Shui Fengbo: “The deepest trap I've ever fallen into was laid by Wu Xuanyi!”