[Easy, funny and brainless]
Sang Xiao: If you have cigarettes in your pocket, battery on your phone, and money on your balance, it doesn't matter whether you love it or not!
Sang Xiao's life creed: I'll be indifferent in front of Yue Lao, but I can't afford to kneel in front of the God of Wealth!
"Did you get into a fight again?"
"This time someone else provoked me first!"
"What's wrong with you?"
"He cheated me out of my money."
"How much?"
"Thirty!"
"..."
"For thirty dollars, you broke his legs?"
"I didn't mean it..."
Sang Xiao, who had just paid Xu Yunyan 100,000 yuan for medical expenses, was so aggrieved that a shiny bubble popped out of his nose.
…
Later,
"Honey, I want a hug."
"Honey, I need to stick it on."
Sang Xiao couldn't see who this man was!
