X-ray vision? I've got it!
Traditional Chinese medicine? I've got it!
Martial arts? I've got it!
Antiques? I've got it!
Feng shui? I've got it!
Stocks? I've got that too!
Business warfare? I can do that as well!
Technology? I can handle that too!
I know everything and can do anything, because I'm the all-knowing, all-powerful, invincible god!
An outrageously satisfying power fantasy with no suffering for the protagonist! Name anything he can do, and I'll write it!