Tomb Robber: I Am an Undercover Agent

[No heroine, all directions, cp stew, little abuse, HE ending] Also known as: "When he relied on self-mutilation to gain the favorability of everyone... His undercover identity can no longer be hidden!" Wu Xie opened a blind box at the Golmud Sanatorium and found a "war-damaged figure". A long-haired beauty covered in injuries and wearing a collar, but pure and clear, turned out to be the perfect immortal from the meteorite experiment. On the surface, Jiang Xiubai called "Brother Wuxie" obediently, but behind his back he used a razor blade to scrape his arteries. After the memory came back, he just wanted to send himself to the crematorium. Everyone doted on him again and again, and it wasn't until all the plans were exposed that they discovered that the person they loved most was actually an undercover agent. Wuxie was panting: "Brother! There is a humanoid creature here! It's still breathing!" Jiang Xiubai weakly tugged at the corner of his clothes: "... Kill me, the merit will be +10086." The black blind man held down the dagger: "Why do you want to die?" Jiang Xiubai burst into tears with laughter: "I have lived for three hundred years, deceived all nine families, and cheated the Wang family. Now I just want to deceive myself... But you insist on loving me." Wuxie blocked the knife for Jiang Xiubai: "Even the King of Hell can't take away the person I picked up!" Jiang Xiubai turned around and rubbed salt on the innocent wound (Physics): "Does it hurt? If it hurts, throw me away." Jiang Xiubai said obediently: "... Give me back the blade, and I will perform Blood-Stained Begonia." Jie Yuchen smiled: "Speak in human terms!" Jiang Xiubai's undercover diary: "Item 1 of the 'Plan to Approach Wu Xie': Pretend to be pitiful. Item 2: Kill yourself. Item 3:... Gan! How come they are crazier than me?!" Wuxie crushed the teacup: "I think you are Bai Yueguang, but you think of me as your KPI?!"