I Transmigrated Into The Smiling, Proud Wanderer And Became Lin Pingzhi

I transmigrated into The Smiling, Proud Wanderer and became Lin Pingzhi, just after he had castrated himself. Good heavens, I could cry. Better to lie low and grow stronger, then unify the martial world for generations to come. Wait, I’m castrated. How am I supposed to have descendants? Fine, I’ll practice the Evil-Warding Swordplay to protect myself. I know the plot, so since things have come to this, becoming the leader of the martial world wouldn’t be so bad...

Wait, this isn’t how the story is supposed to go! Practicing martial arts can make you immortal? And now that I’ve just unified the martial world, why is there still an Eastern Depot, and why do we have to go to war? This was supposed to be a martial arts story about the jianghu! Why is the imperial court coming after me with something called the Divine Machine Camp? Matchlocks, cannons, explosives? Did I get the wrong script? Better lie low for now. Right, I’ll surrender, but only on my own terms.

After entering officialdom, what? The court wants to launch an eastern expedition and lift the maritime bans? You’re sending me to fight? Are you kidding? Japanese martial arts are elusive, so you need me, the leader of the martial world? And now there’s witchcraft and poison arts in the southern borderlands, and you want me to handle those too? You even want me to become the head of the Eastern Depot? I still want to be a real man! Can’t you let me be a real man? Do I really have to make dainty orchid-finger gestures?