Everyone says Wei Qinghou was the biggest, worst, most evil man in history. The list of his crimes is so long that not even bamboo slips could record them all!
He forced Yu Gong to move mountains, Kuafu to chase the sun, Jingwei to fill the sea, and Shennong to taste every herb. He was utterly wicked!
He built the Great Wall and the Grand Canal, sailed west across the seas, created lakes of wine and forests of meat, built the Star-Picking Tower and the Epang Palace, lit beacon fires to toy with the feudal lords, burned books and buried scholars alive, and massacred a million surrendered soldiers. He did every evil imaginable!
He forbade the gods from granting titles, rejected the investiture of all the gods and Buddhas in heaven, and called himself Emperor instead of Son of Heaven. He crowned himself the First Emperor of the Human Realm, rebelled against heaven, wreaked havoc in the Celestial Palace and the Underworld, set fire to the Great Thunderclap Monastery, and cut off the common people's faith. His crimes were unforgivable!
He also organized an army to campaign east, slaughtered the Crusaders, captured the Bastille, betrayed the sage Jesus, hanged the Western Emperor, built the Arc de Triomphe, and brought the Black Death to the entire Western world. His wickedness knew no bounds!
At last, the gods and Buddhas in heaven were enraged, as were all the people of the world. They joined forces and used every means at their disposal to finally overthrow this tyrant who had committed every evil, then tore him limb from limb.
But rumors said the tyrant could not be killed, and that one day he would return to rule the world again. So they cut out his heart, pinned his left hand beneath Mount Hua and his right beneath Peach Mountain, his left foot beneath Five-Finger Mountain and his right in the Underworld, and his body beneath the Dragon King's palace in the East Sea. They nailed his head down with a cross to prevent his resurrection.
At last, after the passage of countless ages, people forgot the name of this unspeakable tyrant. They knew only that in the distant primordial past, an Original Evil Emperor had been sealed away. In the West, he was called the Sealed Dark Archmage!
Now, he was reborn!
