Oh No, Great-Grandma Became a Flying Jiangshi

Baoyu was born with a piece of jade!

Baochai carried a golden hairpin!

But I was even more impressive: I was born clutching a peachwood sword.

My great-grandma said I had the makings of a legendary carpenter and passed down our family’s traditional craft to me.

On the day the new house’s ridge beam was raised, I was surrounded by relatives as I climbed up to pay my respects to Great-Grandma.

On the beam sat a small black box, unmistakably a miniature version of the coffin sealing Great-Grandma inside.

I took out the coffin, broke the seal, and nine stiff corpses pulled the coffin along.

Then my great-grandma turned into a flying stiff and rose from the coffin in a cloud of ash…