Emperor Wu of Han: The Author of On War Turns Out to Be a Beggar

During the Yanhe era, Emperor Wu of Han was still alive, but the Han Empire was riddled with problems and on the verge of collapse.

Liu Che and his Han Empire train had reached a fork in the road. Should they turn left or right?

He was lost?

Then he met a beggar, and saw a glimmer of hope!

Liu Che: Kid, why are there a sickle and a hammer on your battle flag?

Liu Yu felt a pang of guilt and hurriedly changed the subject. Fixing his eyes on Huo Guang, he said, “Old man, your attendant has an extraordinary face. He looks like ‘a villainous hero in troubled times and a capable minister in peaceful times’!”

Huo Guang immediately caved. “Your Majesty, my loyalty is plain as day, witnessed by the sun and moon!”

Su Wen: “... This kid really is even sneakier than me!”

Liu Qu Mao: “You little brat Liu Yu, you’ve ruined my great plan. I’ll curse your ancestors!”

Li Guangli: “Aren’t your ancestors his ancestors too?!”

This humble introduction can’t do the story justice. Come visit my humble abode to find out what happens!