Farm Boy an Tianxia

[The pace is relatively slow. In the early stage, I mainly lived in my hometown, and in the middle and later stages, I entered officialdom. ] [The writing is a bit silly. If you have any dissatisfaction, please let me know! Thank you very much! ! ! ] Li Shouren, one of the 56 ethnic groups in modern times who has a low head, was honorably discharged after bumping into a large truck on his way home. Unexpectedly, the truck was so powerful that it knocked him back into his mother's womb. Maybe it was because of his previous love for mobile phones that he also had a mobile phone in his mind. Mobile phones have very powerful functions, and Li Shouren thrived in ancient times with a mobile phone. A famous calligrapher said: "My running script is the best in the world!" Li Shouren turned on the calligraphy simulator, imitated calligraphy sage Wang Xizhi's calligraphy and wrote the "Preface to the Lanting Collection", and left gracefully. The great writer said: "My poetry has a far-reaching artistic conception and refined writing style, which makes people feel like drinking nectar!" Li Shouren looked at "Three Hundred Tang Poems" on his mobile phone and remained silent. The chess master said: "I haven't met my opponent yet!" Li Shouren opened the Go game on his mobile phone and raised the difficulty to "Alpha Dog Mode". The top master in the world said: "Show your weapons!" Li Shouren silently opened the gun simulator, killed him with one shot, and said calmly: "Brother, times have changed!"