Li Tianwang, bank vault guard, storms into the Tang Dynasty with an AK!
Wu Meiniang says to him, “Big Brother Tianwang, I’ll never forget that you saved my life. The only way I can repay you is to give myself to you!”
Li Shimin says to him, “Big Brother Tianwang, you’ll be the master of this palace from now on. I’ve also found three thousand beauties for you!”
Liu Bang says to him, “With Big Brother Tianwang helping me conquer the realm, I’ll do everything in my power, even if it costs me my life!”
Zhu Yuanzhang says to him, “If you’re going to conquer the realm, Big Brother Tianwang, how could you possibly do without me, Old Zhu?”
The Queen of Persia says to him, “I’ve never met an opponent as strong as you! If you have what it takes, come back for another three hundred rounds!”
The Roman Emperor says to him, “Big Brother Tianwang, you’re so handsome! I’m willing to offer you all of Europe. I hope you won’t turn it down!”
Toyotomi Hideyoshi says to him, “Good heavens! Why are you so tall, Big Brother Tianwang? I only come up to your waist!”
Napoleon says to him, “Big Brother Tianwang, do you need a sidekick? I’m short too, but I’m fierce!”
The Supreme Lord Lao says to him, “Kid! Take it easy with the pills! Don’t overdo it!”
OK, very good! The story is so wonderfully written!