Transmigrated as a princess consort, but fleeing for her life every day!
Lin Xiaoman woke up to find that she had transmigrated into the princess consort of Prince Jing's household, except she was completely unloved.
Neglected from the start and forced to eat leftovers?
She grabbed a rolling pin, stormed into the kitchen, and berated the unruly servants. “Do you think you can bully me, the princess consort?!”
The prince can't stand her?
She gave up trying. “Ever heard of cooperation? You be the prince, I'll lie flat, and we'll stay out of each other's way!”
But can someone tell her why assassins keep showing up every single day?!
The first time she was attacked, she covered her head and ran around in a panic. “Your Highness, save me!”
The second time, she ducked under a table like a pro. “Again? When will this ever end?”
The third time, she grabbed her rolling pin and beat the assassins senseless. “You're so annoying! Can't a person just lie flat in peace?!”
Xiao Chengyu had thought he was marrying a delicate princess consort, but then he discovered...
She was greedy, afraid of dying, and loved to give up, yet she fought assassins better than the guards!
She kept saying she wanted to run away, but whenever danger came, she always stood in front of him. “Don't touch my boss! If he dies, who'll pay my salary?!”
Later on...
The assassins sobbed as they complained, “This princess consort is way too strong! We demand workman's compensation!”
Xiao Chengyu pinned her against a wall and chuckled. “My princess consort, I hear you want to run away?”
Lin Xiaoman: “...Is it too late to run now?”
Transmigration isn't scary. What's scary is that the assassins are always working overtime!
Good, good, good
It's so funny