(Funny + slap in the face) If you want to take away my wife, then I will take away your kingdom! My woman, whoever covets it will be wasted, and whoever harms it will die!
Li Sanjin, whose ancestors have been killing pigs for generations, did not even dare to mention the pig-killing knife when he was a child. The children in the village laughed at him that he was not as good as a girl, so they gave him the nickname: Li Meier!
Suddenly one day, he met a talented scholar, which aroused Li Sanjin's desire to study.
Li Sanjin's mother told him: As a useless scholar, if he has the time to study, he might as well learn to kill pigs from your father, so that he can have meat to eat every day in the future.
However, Li Sanjin chose to believe in the scholar who set up the calligraphy and painting stall.
Finally, his father and mother passed away, and Li Sanjin, who could not butcher pigs, could not afford to eat at the shabby calligraphy and painting stall, so he had to sell the only two pigs in the family to make ends meet. As time went by, he was left with nothing, and all that was left of the family business passed down from his ancestors was a shabby house. From then on, Li Sanjin became the poorest person in the village.
Looking at the dilapidated calligraphy and painting stall in front of him, Li Sanjin couldn't help but sigh: His mother was right, a useless scholar would starve to death sooner or later if he believed in the scholar's words.
Until one day, I saw a neighbor girl having a secret meeting with another man, and the idea of marching a wife suddenly came to my mind.
However, because he was poor, the girls the matchmaker found for him were either lame or blind. Li Sanjin did not give up and pestered the matchmaker to find a good girl.
The matchmaker was so angry that she yelled: "You don't want to soak yourself in urine and take a photo of yourself. With your conditions, do you still want to find a fairy-like wife?" Snort! Just wait until God is blind and throws one down from the world for you.
A miracle happened. There was a "bang" sound, a big hole was broken in the roof, and a fairy in white fell on Li Sanjin's bed...
Reader comments
The writing is very good, and the characters have very distinct personalities, but a small suggestion is that when the heroine and the protagonist are fighting, don't slap her in the face. If the slap in the face is a bit insulting, you can use a similar action like tapping the head. Although the characters in the plot are not that big in terms of character, after all, the online novel is considered toxic by some people. Come on, the author, take good care of you!
The writing is very good, and the characters have very distinct personalities, but a small suggestion is that when the heroine and the protagonist are fighting, don't slap her in the face. If the slap in the face is a bit insulting, you can use a similar action like tapping the head. Although the characters in the plot are not that big in terms of character, after all, the online novel is considered toxic by some people. Come on, the author, take good care of you!