I’m the Ultimate Goofball, Coasting Through an ABO World

Name: I’m the Ultimate Goofball, Coasting Through an ABO World
Author: Why Ride a Pig?

我，顶级沙雕，在ABO里当咸鱼

by Why Ride a Pig? (骑什么猪)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 34k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Two Male Leads + ABO + Hilarious Comedy + Sweet Romance and Flirting + 1v1 + Everything You Want to Read]

Xie Feng is the Time and Space Bureau’s lowliest, most insignificant employee. He only has one last mission to finish before retiring in perfect form, but the System slips up, and with a whoosh, Xie Feng is sent into an ABO world.

Xie Feng proudly puts his hands on his hips!

“I’m definitely the strongest alpha in this world!”

System: “You’re not.”

“Then am I the cutest and rarest omega in this world?”

System: “Nope.”

“Then I’m an ordinary beta?”

System: “No.”

“I’m not even a B… so what am I?”

System: “The only normal human in this world, commonly known as a level-three cripple.”

“…Wouldn’t it be unreasonable not to apply for disability benefits, then?” Xie Feng says with a gleeful grin, rubbing his hands together.

System: “You’ve got a point!”

Mysterious powerhouse: What do I do when my wife is such a goofball that she won’t cuddle with me? orz

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