Unbelievable, Everyone in the Sect Is a Sneaky Old Fox

[As the old Chinese saying goes: A gentleman can wait ten years to take revenge. Fine, I’ll come teach you a lesson in ten years.]

[What? The Host is calling me Dad? Then even the Heavenly Emperor will have to scurry away from you!]

In his previous life, Lin Chen joined a sect but was expelled because he couldn’t cultivate, enduring humiliation after humiliation. Who would have thought that in this life he’d be reborn in a rotten skeleton? By chance, he activated the Ten-Thousand-Year Turtle System and fought his way through blood and battle. When he looked back, he realized that the entire sect from his previous life was full of thousand-year-old schemers!

But is the System really just a System? Why did it choose Lin Chen out of billions? Is he truly the lucky one among them all? Is the world they live in even real?

Come see how Lin Chen puts on a show with effortless flair in this life, keeping the laughs coming from start to finish. Esteemed readers, step right in!