You Asked Me to Be a Tyrant, but I Became an Emperor for the Ages

From the start, I got the script of a foolish emperor. All I want is to be a ruler who commands the world by day and sleeps in a beauty’s arms by night. What? I can’t take more consorts? I can’t build palaces on a grand scale? I can’t squeeze the people for every last penny? You’re all against me and want to outdo me, is that it? I’ll work you all into the ground!