Reborn, I Either Give Up or Go Crazy

[Transmigration] [Comedy] [Both Pure] [Everyone Dotes on Her] [Ridiculous and Brain-Off]

Yao Yao transmigrated. The moment she opened her eyes, she saw her brother, Yao Qianshu, staring at her excitedly.

Ever since that scoundrel Gou Chuanchuan pushed the original owner into the river, this body had gotten a new soul.

Looking at her dirt-poor family, Yao Yao decided to go up the mountain and find something valuable, all for the sake of pork knuckles.

But why is that handsome guy staring at me? You rob tombs, I'll pick up the scraps. Let's stay out of each other's way.

Nan Chujin: Why do I get the feeling this girl isn't all there?

Yao Yao knows her birth mother is someone else, and that her current mother is hiding a lot from her. But who cares? As long as there's money to spend and meat to eat, everything else is small potatoes.

But why does the emperor burst into tears when he sees her?

And you, emperor of the neighboring kingdom: if you two can't work things out, go fight it out. I'll take the surname of whoever wins.

Yao Shen gazes at his niece with tears in his eyes.

Jiang Cheng looks at his daughter, wanting to speak but holding back. In the end, he has wronged her.

Yao Yao doesn't care about their inner turmoil. She eats her fill, then lies flat.

To all those cousins and half-sisters competing with her for affection: forget the affection. If you pay me enough, you can even have my husband.

Nan Chujin: ... I knew there was something wrong with her. All of their money combined isn't as much as mine. Are you sure you want to give me away?

Just kidding, just kidding! How could any of them compare to Your Highness in your handsome, elegant, dashing, heroic, refined... lovable ways?

As long as you pay me enough, you're my dad.

Nan Chujin: I don't want to be your dad. (I knew she wasn't right in the head.)