Plagued by Bad Luck, I Made the Eagle Nation Cry With One Sentence

【Comedy + power fantasy + human-shaped nuclear bomb + positive energy + strategic disinformation bureau + patriotism】 I’m the harbinger of disaster, Japan’s nemesis, the Eagle’s sanctions nightmare, and the wielder of causal weapons… I love peace. I just want to set nuclear bombs free… … At five, I blew a whistle and made every teacher crap their pants on the spot. At ten, I held hands with my dream girl and left her paralyzed from the waist down. … A mysterious force sent me abroad, and that’s when I began setting the record straight. I paid a visit to Little Japan and brought out my signature act: to all you who love 6,000-degree heat!!! Making Little Japan break its all-time high-temperature record once again… After that… Eagle Sauce: Where’s my aircraft carrier? Where’s my huge aircraft carrier?! Eagle Sauce: You’ve got the guts to sink my island in the Americas? Big brother, I was kidding. Don’t actually do it… Kimchi Country: Damn it, I don’t want to eat pit-fermented pickled cabbage every day. Third Brother: Primitive society is great. Men chase, women run… The economies and technology of countries around the world fell back thirty years… Then one day, the world finally noticed Mei Haoyun. Foreigners: Don’t come any closer!!! Tsarist Russia: Wait, a thirty-year regression? That’s actually a good thing?!