Genshin Impact: From the Start, Yoimiya Was the One to Unbandage Me

[The plot is heavily altered, no tragedies, just making up for characters' regrets] He was once a mystery more profound than the Forbidden Knowledge sought by King Deshret. He once pierced the heart of the Flower Goddess. He once drank beneath a tree with Greater Lord Rukkhadevata. He once fought alongside Beelzebul and Baal to wipe out monsters and demons. He was once the master of Kitsune Saiguu. He left behind countless traces and tales, yet the world forgot him completely, and he vanished into the river of time. Now, he has returned. He is Buer's younger brother. He is Nahida's older brother. He is Yae Miko's official snack supplier. He is Ayaka's beloved. He is Shenhe's destined partner. Oh, right, he's also Yoimiya's dog. 0.0 Also known as: I spent the whole budget on you, but you fell in love with some firework-selling brat? My admirers stretch from Inazuma all the way to Snezhnaya, and you went and fell for a firework seller?