Demon Slayer: I, the Wine Immortal, Join the Group Chat

[Chat group, comedy, genius, wish-fulfillment novel]

The early chapters may be a little slow to heat up, but the power scaling won’t go off the rails.

Ning Fan arrives in the world of Demon Slayer and becomes bound to a System that doubles his drinking rewards.

As long as he keeps drinking fine liquor, he can obtain all kinds of abilities.

From the start, he gets Luan Jin Tuo and the Innate Dao Body.

He drinks Nine Heavens Frost Profound Liquor and gains the Supreme Sacred Ice Art.

He drinks Infernal Blazing Sun Liquor and gains the Supreme Sacred Void Flame Art.

And so, a Daoist celestial master is born, robes fluttering, Fenghou Qimen beneath his feet, Tongtian Talismans in his left hand, a sword that opens heaven’s gate in his right, and the secrets of heaven on his lips.

Mitsuri Kanroji: “Mr. Ning Fan is the strongest human I’ve ever met.”

Shinobu Kocho: “My, this Daoist may be a bit of a rascal, but he’s very reliable!”

Faced with the beautiful Daki begging him desperately, Ning Fan bellowed:

“Begone, demon! I command you to help me cultivate!”

Metal rusts, vegetables rot, and the human body decays. A human life lasts no more than a century.

“Do you want to become one of those tiny creatures?”

Then one day, he joined a very unusual chat group.

Group member: “The only way to live forever is to become an immortal.”

Ning Fan smiled carefree. “Easy. Then I’ll just become an immortal.”

“In youth, we know not how the world turns, roaming free beneath the sky.”

“The Great Dao is simple and unhurried, yet time races by like a horse.”

“One sword, a frost-cold edge, traded for fine wine; one song, and the setting sun is gone.”

“Stars turn and old faces fade; we journey to the lovely pavilion to share the full moon.”

My name is Ning Fan, a wandering Daoist passing through.

Don’t start cursing me.

The author’s power scaling is unknown. The stronger the enemy, the stronger he becomes.