
Break Off the Engagement! If You Catch Me, I Will Hold a Memorial Service for You.
摆烂退婚!追到我给你开追悼会
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- Completed
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- 561k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Entertainment Stardom
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 2y ago
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- Fanqie
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Ah, I really love Qin Qin(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ The heroine's character is so interesting, and the male protagonist is also good. I hope the heroine can terminate the contract with the company soon. I guess the hero and heroine must have known each other in the small world before. Then in this world, the hero knew the identity of the heroine and felt like they could renew their relationship (just a guess)
It's beautiful and has a lot of plot points. As long as you learn what the heroine says, you will never have to worry about swearing again! ! ! Hahahahaha. [Adoration] [Adoration] [Blowing Kiss] The writing style is very good, the author knows how to write well! ! [Cry][cry]
My family, it's really great. You know the pain of laughing so hard in the middle of the night that you want to blow the bed, but you still have to bear it. I feel like it's really explosive. It's a big move of falling in love [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration]. I'm waiting for the author to update. The author will update more. I'm waiting for food [I'm almost crying] [I'm almost crying] [I'm almost crying]
I like it very much, the heroine's mental state is really suitable for me [love] [blowing kiss]
It's beautiful, and it's a really novel theme. I felt that every twist and turn was beyond my expectation. The short length of the game VR is really the finishing touch. Teacher Lu is so good at tea, Sister Qin is so handsome and so funny [Love] It's over and I'm really sad [crying]
Really pretty! I clicked on it accidentally, it was very attractive. As I was watching it, a reminder suddenly appeared, and I realized that I had finished reading it. [Crying] I really like the heroine, except for the female co-star, who is a bit annoying.
The heroine is crazy and cute. There are some past life stories interspersed in the story. It is estimated that the second and third boys will like the heroine in the later stage. It is best not to get too involved. The hero is very handsome and dotes on the heroine. He should have past life memories so he knows the heroine's preferences. It is quite interesting, but it is too short and not enough to watch. Quick update, baby~
Super pretty! Waiting for the update! I really like the heroine who gets angry at everyone and slaps people in the face with her practical skills (strength), and the same goes for the male protagonist. That kind of hidden psychological suggestion is really good to watch! I really like this kind of writing!
The more I read, the more familiar the writing style becomes. Look at the author's homepage avatar, oh, does it look familiar? Looking at the author's works again, is it you? Not long ago, my favorite Ran Ran turned out to be the heroine in your novel [Send Heart]. I love the new article as always. Come on, 10,000 words a day. I don't think you are tired [sending my heart].
Super pretty! ! ! Very funny! ! ! I've read at least dozens of entertainment industry articles, and I've also read a lot of the same type of comedy, but this one is really good! ! ! It's just that the rating is relatively low right now, so there may not be many people watching it. Kudos to the author, it's super interesting. I finished it in just a few hours. It's not enough to watch! ! ! The author should be more generous, and I will recommend books to you when the time comes! ! ! (˘ ³˘)❤
It's really, really good to read. I've been in a bit of a reading block these days and can't read anything. However, this book is really to my liking. The various settings, especially the heroine's somewhat silly and funny character, are super good, but a little bit unreadable. I hope the author will write the article quickly and update it soon. Please give me my heartfelt thanks [Sending my heart]
Qin Wanyin x Lu Jianye Qin Wanyin completed the system pension and needed to complete tasks to get a pension of 1 billion. Lu Jianye is a supporting character who appears steadily in all the worlds that Qin Wanyin conquers. The two of them cannot be together because they have to complete their respective tasks. After Qin Wanyin arrived in the retirement world, Lu Jianye, a level 10 tea friend, seduced Qin Wanyin with his beauty and figure. This article is quite average, nothing particularly surprising, the writing is okay, there are some bugs in some places, and the plot transition is not very smooth, but it is still okay. The plot is roughly that the heroine is framed in various ways and then slapped in the face. The plot is sometimes draggy. The heroine's halo is still strong and she is relatively lucky. Even if she is caught by mistake, she is someone involved in criminal law. The appearance of the male protagonist is more to pave the way or assist the female protagonist. The rest of the time, he is to attract the attention of the female protagonist and then become the heroine's husband.
The previous content is very good, very interesting, very funny, and the content is coherent. And the plot is not very old-fashioned, but in Chapters 118 and 119, a crowd gathered to gamble for more than 1,000 yuan, and it was also live broadcast. At that time, no one in the audience comments written by the author felt that it was wrong for a celebrity to gamble in public. If in real life a celebrity gathers together to gamble, and even broadcasts it on live broadcast, everyone will criticize it to death, and there are still people here guessing who wins, who loses and so on. Only after reading the later ones did I realize there was a reversal.
It's a really good book, with lots of jokes. The heroine doesn't let herself be wronged. It's a refreshing story without being brainless. The hero is a "shy" Green Tea, which made me scream like crazy. The logic of the whole story is also very complete and there are no loopholes. The backend is really good, the plot is bland and simple, if not, you don't have to write it.
Real! Too! Looks great! ! ! Don't look down on any novel with a small audience. At that time, this novel was viewed by only 10,000 people, and then I didn't care and didn't read it. Then later, after reading more than 20,000 people, I tried to read the introduction. I thought it was okay, so I chased it, mad, it doesn't matter if I chase it, it's so damn good looking [cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry] I regret not watching it sooner [cry][cry] This leopard's head is stuck and he is good at writing [smile][smile][smile][smile]
915 Finished reading, belated review It's a particularly good book, and the Cp is pretty good. It's just like other crematoriums. It doesn't feel like it's very abusive to them. The only annoying point is the female protagonist and the system. Oooh, my system and human system are separated. It's uncomfortable. I also hope that the author can explain more clearly what happened between the male and female protagonists. I feel that there is no foreshadowing. Because I don't know what happened before, so I don't know why the male protagonist firmly likes the female protagonist. Although the female protagonist is very good, it always feels like there is a lack of foreshadowing. Maybe it is too late to tell, so I really want to know their stories in various worlds. The only shortcoming is Liu. He has survived so many turmoils in the past, and he is really good.
Oh my god, oh my god, what kind of fairy-like novel is this! It's amazing. It's really amazing. It's not brainless at all. The writing is superb and it feels like the author has read a lot of books. The content is also very substantial. It's really good to read (there are still a few sad chapters that I haven't read. I'm so heartbroken [crying]). When I finish them all, I feel that Wan Wan and Lu Lu will be more vivid. No matter what, I really love it [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]
The plots I've seen so far are all good, and it's one of the few books I can read. The author will give it a thumbs up! Quick update, don't make me kneel down to beg you. My child has finally gone to college, but he is following a serialized article [almost crying] [almost crying] [crying] [crying]
No cookie-cutter jokes! ! ! The background of the plot is an old face - Lian Zong. However, there is very little space about romance activities and games, because the development of romance dramas with female protagonists will really go astray, so friends who are tired of "constantly teaming up to complete tasks to enhance the relationship between the male and female protagonists" can rest assured. Disadvantages: The male protagonist appears too little! ! Less words! ! Is he Zeng Yi? ! The interaction between the male and female protagonists is not enough, not enough at all! ! [Cry][cry][cry] I felt the ending was a bit rushed (the following contains spoilers, so I'll put it in a new line, so friends who don't want to read it can quickly cross it out while their eyes are not paying attention!!): There was no explanation after the male and female protagonists recognized each other. The male protagonist did not tell the female protagonist that he had been torn into time and space for herself. The female protagonist did not say anything about her feelings for the male protagonist. She only said that she had locked up her love for the mission before. They were all mentioned in one stroke and went straight to the time when the two knew each other and agreed to work together.
It's very good-looking, very good-looking. The relationship between the male and female protagonists is very sweet. The female protagonist has many classic quotes. Take a small notebook and write them down. It's also very enjoyable to tear them apart. Don't just read it once and make a definition. The more you watch it, the more you watch it. The female protagonist also saves the fate of others. It's very beautiful. I like it. I just want to ask when the male and female protagonists will get their marriage certificates. Please arrange it quickly. The characters of the male and female protagonists are very interesting. To be honest, I didn't understand the first chapter when I clicked on it. But I kept reading and it successfully captured my heart. The interaction between the male and female protagonists is super sweet. [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] The author writes very well. He doesn't say much. I got on the bus [get it] [get it] [get it] [get it] [get it] [get it] The writing topic is particularly novel, the author should update it quickly The writing style is really novel
This book is very good. To be honest, I really laughed so much that my stomach hurt. The male protagonist and the female protagonist are very sweet. At the beginning, I thought I had read a very pornographic book, so when I clicked in for the first time, I only took a glance and stopped reading. Well, I came back to read it later, but when will Liu Yiyi be offline? Well, to be honest It's very good, I really recommend everyone to read it. (Is there anyone who can recommend some good books to me? Thank you. I haven't read any books recently, such as cultivating immortals, interstellar, group pets, and entertainment. But I prefer those with cp. It doesn't matter if the male protagonist doesn't appear much. It just makes me boring when I read the novel, so I hope that having cp will make me happy. Thank you🙏)
This book is huge, huge, huge, beautiful, I love it very much, there is no torture to death, no torture of life, no chasing my wife in the crematorium! I really like it very much. There may be some places that are inconsistent with reality, and you may even feel that it is impossible in reality, but this is a funny novel, and some places do not need to be the same as in reality. Moreover, the author's writing style is very good, the articles are also very funny, and there are many funny jokes. The male protagonist is really, he loves it so much, and the female protagonist is really funny. I highly, very, very, very highly recommend you to read it. Ps: The author's writing style is really good. It echoes from beginning to end. I really love it. I'm following you, the author, and I'm looking forward to your next work! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Saved a life! ! This book really made me laugh to death, it's so awesome! The author is super clever, the memes are new and funny, I almost can't keep up if I watch less videos. Hiahiahia, the female protagonist is a fishing type and the male protagonist is a tea type. It made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night. I highly recommend it! [Adoration][Adoration][Admiration]
Sanyingli's writing style is still as good as ever! !! It's really, really, really good-looking. It's not the kind of article that's full of bad jokes. Every sentence is logical and can stand up to scrutiny! !! Help! !! It's so funny. I cried in bed at night watching it. It really made my stomach hurt from laughing so much, hahahaha! !! The mental state of Nian Nian is really too advanced. Please give me the same emoticon package every year. Hahahaha. It's so interesting. I feel that Dada is the same as every year. He has a very interesting soul. I really like Dada's article! !! Looking forward to the new article
It's so beautiful. They healed each other at night. After traveling through countless small worlds, they finally met each other. It was a sweet slap in the face! The writing is humorous, so funny! Besides, my sister Qin is so naughty! When will there be a language arts class? I will kneel down and listen [crying]
2024. 2.20. 10.38 Finished with flowers! This book is a fast-travel novel with a more funny style, and it's super good-looking! In particular, the male protagonist silently accompanies the female protagonist in each small world, just because his dead female protagonist blocked the memory of him. I am very happy that the male protagonist and the female protagonist can reunite together. The extra story is also very innovative! Recommended to see it! Finally, I wish the male protagonist Lu Jianye and the female protagonist Qin Wanyin a happy marriage! Have a baby early! I also wish everyone can find their own happiness!ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ゙❀~
Very sweet and very sad. The female protagonist was kind to the male protagonists because of her mission, but the male protagonists didn't know it, and because of their ignorance, the people were in dire straits. Then the female protagonist also hated the male protagonists because they recognized the wrong person. Therefore, I don't know how to evaluate it, but at the same time I sympathize with the male protagonists and the people of the period in which they lived.
Ahhhhh, no wonder it's so appetizing. It turns out it's the same author as Yanzi. It's so beautiful. The ending was so touching that I almost cried. Lu Jianye and Qin Shihuang will always be together, no matter what the world is. "In that dream, did you like me?" "As long as it's you, I like it." She answered the question he just asked. Regardless of sunrise or dusk. No matter your name, no matter who you are. No matter whether the memory is still there or not, no matter which world we meet. As long as it's you, I'm happy. "So, you had a plan to build this swimming pool?" Lu Jianye kissed her eyes and said in a hoarse voice, "I have been planning this for a long time since the first day I met you." The moonlight hid in the clouds, and the snowflakes fell into the world and melted on the hot roof of the glass house. "It's getting late, you're on your way home." It's so awesome. Even though the other male protagonists have been pursuing Neng Zhu for several lifetimes, they all recognized the wrong person. The female protagonist only loves Lu Lu from the beginning to the end. It's still a good cp at night. Long live the direct cp. The same author still has a lot of laughs, the entertainment industry is funny, the author is cool! I can't bear to part with it, I really like the female supporting characters Ellie and Chi Wan Keng CP, they really played me, they bring a sense of joy every time they appear, so cute! Who understands the heroine, hates capitalists - understands capitalists - becoming a capitalist, slapping someone in the face to start a business is so cool, worthy of Qin Shihuang hahaha (usually called Qin Wanyin) Many entertainment industry articles end up saying that the heroine has a place in the entertainment industry, our sister Wanyin has a place of 100 million seats (investment and stock ownership) Wan: Who said I am a vase, and you are all sharks! Finally, do you think the author loves the surname Lu? Both characters have the surname Lu, but I like it!
The idea is great. It is a comedy in the true sense. It does not deliberately go crazy, make people laugh or curse people, nor is the whole book just a romance novel. Especially the dozen or so chapters in the back about playing games and simulating ancient times are very well written! ! Even a person who doesn't read ancient Chinese sayings is attracted to me [laughs] Finally, I wish you happiness with Teacher Lu every year! ! "2024.7.26" (It's not a dozen chapters, I counted almost thirty-six chapters) In addition, this book has some bloody parts, but it slaps people in the face very quickly. I don't know if it's fun for others, but it's fun for me [Love]
Super pretty! Woohoo! ! Very funny! ! I feel that I have learned a lot of counterattacks from the heroine, especially in the face of those who make pornographic rumors. I think it is very good! ! I hope every woman can become stronger and stronger! I wish you high spirits! I wish you always shine your light and live the life you want! ! Also, let me mention a small flaw, that is, the handover model at the wedding is actually not very good ~ it is a kind of patriarchal succession ovo I hope to see more books from the author next time! The writing is really good! The three views are very correct! Most of the ink in it is centered around the female protagonist. The male protagonist is actually a bit like the icing on the cake. I like it very much! It may be a little frustrating in the early stage, but the slap in the face will come later! Finally, I want to say that women should not live in society's concepts! I hope every woman who reads this book can wake up ~