The Paranormal Is Terrifying? Sorry, I'm Even More Terrifying

[Horror + rules + no pandering to women + intelligent supporting characters]

Burning Ghost: I tried to burn him alive, but he scattered my ashes to the winds.

Chef Ghost: I told him to serve food to the ghosts, but he cooked me and served me on a platter.

Flaying Ghost: I tried to peel off his skin, but he turned me into a coat and wore me.

Sadako: With that man around, I can only cower and tremble inside the TV.

Slit-Mouthed Woman: I learned to sew overnight and stitched my face shut. My mouth will never split open again.

Uncanny horrors? Sorry, I'm Jiang Jiu. My morals are bankrupt, my humanity is twisted, and my conscience is out of service. I'm scarier than any uncanny thing!