Daoist Lineage and Seniority? My Surname Is Dao, My Name Is Changsheng

(He occasionally logs into his main account to use cheats.) The contemporary purple-robed Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain asks, “You’re a Taoist too? Which sect are you from, and what’s your Taoist name?” The young man in Taoist robes, who has just emerged from a coffin on Kunlun Mountain, scratches his head. “The Taoist Venerable leads to eternal life, Yuanshi upholds the great mystery, Lingbao gives rise to mountains and seas, and Daode attains the Supreme. “If we’re going by seniority, I’m the eldest. “My surname is Dao, and my given name is Changsheng. You may call me the Taoist Venerable. I can bear the title. “I belong to no sect. I have three junior brothers: one is called Yuanshi, one Lingbao, and the other Daode.” The Celestial Master flies into a rage. “You show no respect for the Three Pure Ones and insult the orthodox Taoist tradition! Take him to the Hall of the Three Pure Ones and make him kneel for seven days and seven nights!” Not long afterward, a Taoist boy rushes over in a panic. “Disaster! He really might be the senior brother of the Three Pure Ones!” When the Celestial Master reaches the hall, he sees the statues of the three Taoist deities standing before their shrine, bowing with clasped hands to the young man in Taoist robes. “Living… living deities! In this brilliant age after the spiritual qi revival, our divine land of Yanhuang is destined to attain the Dao and become a supreme immortal kingdom!” Let the evil demons and sinister Taoists awakening across the land, the barbaric evil gods invading from foreign lands, and the unknown transcendent celestial bodies drifting in from beyond the stars all tremble beneath the deities’ boundless radiance!