I woke up one morning and found myself in 1991.
What? Meat skewers are only two mao?
And you think that’s expensive?
How about oden? Five fen a skewer.
Seen it? Heard of it? Tried it?
None of the above? Come on, have a taste!
You’re chopping up crayfish to feed the chickens? That’s money you’re throwing away!
What’s KFC?
I’ll start my own, Dexter’s. Let’s see if I can’t crush them.
Hey, Mr. Ma, still teaching English?
Pony, how’s QICQ coming along? What’s that? You got sued?
Come work for me. I’ll take care of you.
Dongzi, you can’t keep selling pirated discs! I’ve got the genuine ones right here.
“What? You want to know why I’m so rich?”
“I have no interest in money. I never touch it!”
