Ten thousand years ago, the old System was sipping wine and enjoying the sight of a fairy dancing. Suddenly, a gigantic foot came flying out of nowhere.
With a squeal like a pig, the old man was kicked out of the Haotian Divine Realm. The furious roar of his great-grandfather still rang in his ears: "The mortal world is a complete mess, and you still have time to chase girls? Clean it up for me, then come back!"
Ten thousand years later, Ding Yi was taking the college entrance exam when, somehow, he got a System, the peerlessly realistic Ancient Cultivation Method, and a little black iron rod.
This rod is called the Rise-and-Shine Rod. It can grow long or short, go hard or soft, and transform in a thousand ways.
With the rod in hand, the world is mine. From then on, Ding Yi rises to greatness...
Little bunny, be good and open the door. Your master loves meat and veggies!
Damn, wolf meat and wolf blood, with wolf meat hotpot! What a blast!
Old System, don't run! Chatting with a fairy girl is fun for a while, but chatting with me is fun forever! Come on, stay a little longer.
Get lost! The fairy girl's tea has gone cold. I'm all worked up and need to hurry over for a cup of her tea.
What? Lizardmen? Take this Rise-and-Shine Rod! I'll smash you into meat paste and make dumplings...
(The writer's brain tends to short-circuit. If you spot any garbled text, feel free to fix it.)
Ten thousand years ago, the old System was sipping wine and enjoying the sight of a fairy dancing. Suddenly, a gigantic foot came flying out of nowhere.
With a squeal like a pig, the old man was kicked out of the Haotian Divine Realm. The furious roar of his great-grandfather still rang in his ears: "The mortal world is a complete mess, and you still have time to chase girls? Clean it up for me, then come back!"
