Cultivating Immortality at the Tip of a Pen

[Wild imagination + comedy + people reading too much into things + mind games + cyber cultivation + anti-cliché] This is a cultivation world where “academic credentials” keep everyone locked out: On the Eastern Giant Continent, the Heavenly Dao runs plagiarism checks. Everyone studies hard, yet spends their whole life stuck at the “junior college” tier, unable to glimpse the legendary “bachelor’s degree rank.” Wang Xiaokun transmigrates by accident, bringing with him an absurd Haji-mi meme culture in his sea of consciousness: a jumble of logical nonsense that crashes the Heavenly Dao. Faced with a powerhouse who boasts of being “first-tier high school,” Wang Xiaokun silently pulls out a middle-school physics exam. “You can’t do vector analysis, and you don’t understand force equilibrium. What kind of cultivation are you even practicing?” That night, an ancient giant tortoise awakens and descends from the stars. “Cao Mengde wrote poems while I posed for him; Li Taibai made pills while I watched the furnace. Kid, just keep me fed, and I’ll split the Heavenly Dao with you, ninety-ten!” And so a sports student who slashes his way through the Three Realms with knowledge begins his path to studying his way to godhood.