Halfway to Immortality

My name is Wangzi Chuyan. My surname isn't "Wang," it's "Wangzi"! Ever since I spent a night in a dilapidated temple when I was young, I went from being a "problem child" to a "super academic prodigy." I thought I was destined to become a scientific rising star with global influence and a bright future, but a "heart" forced me to return to my hometown. I moved into that same broken-down temple and became a wandering immortal, the sort of thing you only hear about in "feudal superstition"... I used to think that being a wandering immortal just meant traveling between the realms of yin and yang and doing a few spiritual odd jobs for ordinary people. Only later did I learn that this was merely the public identity I used while traveling across China... That identity also led me step by step into the real world of cultivation. And in that world, I have a mission I simply must complete! The road ahead is tough, but luckily, I have the absurdly funny Shen Chubai, a skinny beanpole, by my side. No, he's not the only one! There are also my friends in the Underworld group chat: "Black-Hearted Rock," "White-Flour Bun," "Your Uncle Who Can Fold Paper," "Lord Zhong Is a Little Sweetie," and "Hot-Water Bottle" (Why not guess who they all are?). And the Chinese Paranormal Bureau in the living world has my back... Of course, there are villains, and plenty of them! All in all, the path of a wandering immortal is no easy one! Finding my fated wife is no easy feat! Bringing the Five Immortals and Five Ghosts together to decide the fate of the world is no easy task! Worst of all, the higher realm has set up a rat race for me! While completing missions along the way, I also have to defeat another successor... Finally, an explanation for why I'm a "half wandering immortal": I'm a man, so I have to experience the joys of being one! Marriage and kids, I'm not missing out on either. Otherwise... Hmph! I'm done with this!