[The wildest thug in the universe, he does everything in a sexy way!
It's nonsensical and funny. The opening of the dungeon is the beginning. Please be patient and watch. You can skip it if you don't want to watch.
When the whole bank woke up, they were bound to the "Three Hundred and Sixty Banks All-Professional System".
While others awakened their superpowers and cultivated immortality, what he awakened was the life of a cosmic social beast: "breaking the Shaolin array with pole dancing, blasting the heaven with milk tea recipes, building a Star Destroyer in an urn, and changing the laws of physics in a pickle vat"! [The wildest thug in the universe, he does everything in a sexy way!
His workplace credo:
"There is no such thing as a difficult industry, there is only a life where you don't cheat!
Three hundred and sixty lines? Give me thirty seconds and I'll return you three hundred and sixty sexy moves! "However——
System designer Zhou Fu finally reveals the secret:
"Young hero, do you think you are the chosen worker?
No, you are a biochemical weapon pickled by me using 'Meituan's negative reviews and resentment + Universe Constipation Hemorrhoid Cream'! "The truth of the universe gradually collapsed:
· He delivers food and collapses the economy of the fairy world, opening a dark matter wormhole through the toilet
· He danced square dances to rewrite the laws of physics, and sold hot sauce to trigger the twilight of the gods.
· Until one day, the system pops up prompting:
"The ultimate profession has been unlocked: Space Pickle Tank Manager"
Three hundred and sixty lines, which line can't he play?
The countdown to the universe's restart—is it Laotan sauerkraut or abnormally spicy this time? Reading reminder:
⚠️ Don't watch while drinking milk tea, you may laugh out pearls from your nostrils
⚠️Be careful of the protagonist trying to steal your job (he really does)
Reader comments
I'm so immersed in it that I can't extricate myself! A masterpiece that is endlessly memorable
This book completely exceeded my expectations! From the first chapter, I was attracted by the author's delicate writing. The characters are vividly drawn and three-dimensional, as if I can touch their emotions.
The author's writing is smooth and beautiful, and the scene descriptions are very pictorial. When reading, you feel like you are in the world of the story. The foreshadowing is cleverly laid, and the ending is both shocking and touching. All the clues are perfectly wrapped up, leaving endless aftertaste. If I had to pick a shortcoming, it would probably be that it's too short and I can't see enough! Highly recommended to readers who like [comedy genre/theme], it definitely deserves five stars!
The debut author is still a newbie and I'm looking forward to it [laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]
I'm so immersed in it that I can't extricate myself! A masterpiece that is endlessly memorable This book completely exceeded my expectations! From the first chapter, I was attracted by the author's delicate writing. The characters are vividly drawn and three-dimensional, as if I can touch their emotions. The author's writing is smooth and beautiful, and the scene descriptions are very pictorial. When reading, you feel like you are in the world of the story. The foreshadowing is cleverly laid, and the ending is both shocking and touching. All the clues are perfectly wrapped up, leaving endless aftertaste. If I had to pick a shortcoming, it would probably be that it's too short and I can't see enough! Highly recommended to readers who like [comedy genre/theme], it definitely deserves five stars!
The debut author is still a newbie and I'm looking forward to it [laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]