I Can Use Cheats in the Real World

When I woke up, the cheat program I'd written had somehow appeared in the real world.

[Talent: Washing your hair upside down without getting constipated]

[Copyable Skills: Overturning Mountains and Seas, Riding Clouds and Fog]

[Copy Condition: Reach the level of lovers in the other person's affection, and spend at least 10,000 hours learning...]

? What kind of copying skill is that supposed to be?

There's no helping it. I'll have to use it, even if it makes me cry.

It's not like the others are any less bizarre, right?