The Top-Tier Star Is Busy Clearing Up Scandals in Eight Languages

[Award-winning actor VS top-tier star + showbiz + livestreaming + taking down scumbags + face-slapping + feel-good power fantasy]

Everyone knew the award-winning actor and the top-tier star couldn’t stand each other. In fact, they’d been at odds since before they were even born.

When they reunited in showbiz, they met again at the very top of the industry.

Rumors flew everywhere, and their CP fans were always shipping them.

When reporters asked what they thought of fans shipping them as a couple, they replied:

Tang Xiaoxi: “Us? Don’t make me laugh. If we actually got together, we’d have the roof blown off on day one. The fire department would have to move into my house!”

Qi Laosan: “Yeah. I’ll definitely be sitting at the head table at her wedding, and her future boyfriend will have to pass my inspection. I’m her big brother.”

The CP fans:

“Ohhh, sworn enemies!”

“Ohhh, big brother!”

The whole entertainment industry knew they weren’t really together, but that didn’t stop people from shipping them.

Then, one day, celebrities across the industry looked at the wedding invitations in their hands, fans stared at the blazing “Trending” label on Weibo, and everyone took in the state of Qi Laosan’s completely wrecked Weibo page.

This announcement was so explosive that it would go down in showbiz history for the next two hundred years.

The CP fans celebrated like it was New Year’s, while the loyal fans gathered up the pieces of their broken hearts and said they were used to it by now. They just needed to pack up and move into the CP fans’ camp.

Someone asked if Big Brother felt embarrassed after being proven wrong.

Qi Laosan played dumb. “I don’t know which idiot posted that, but it definitely wasn’t me. I’m in a hurry to go home and cook for my wife!”

Tang Xiaoxi: “No idea. My account was hacked that day!”

Everyone said, “You two are such shameless dogs!”