I Was a Simp for Two and a Half Years, but When the Strange Appeared from the Start, I Went All In

[The Uncanny Returns + Superpowers Awaken + Peeking into the Memories of the Dead + A Full-Service Murder System + Decisive and Ruthless + Hilarious] After two and a half years as a simp, I finally got invited to go camping at night by the girl I’d adored for the same length of time. Turns out she was a huge, six-foot-something monster with legs hairier than mine. And she was a ghost, too! She played with my feelings, took my kidney, and ate me! Damn it, she really deserved to die! Is being a simp wrong? No!!! This world is what’s wrong! When Wang Qiang wakes up, time has rewound to before his date. Ding! The Assassin System reminds him: You have a kill order waiting. Please check it! His mind and body have already suffered severe trauma. The power of his simp devotion instantly turns into boundless rage, and he vows to kill every ghost that deceives people. No one in the world is as pitiful as me. Resolute, he grabs his knife and heads to the date for a showdown on Mount Hua!