A Chronicle of Humanity in the Galaxy

Humanity has just broken free of Earth and set out for the solar system. Before they can even begin dreaming of a future among the stars, they discover to their dismay that an irresistible astronomical catastrophe is about to engulf them. Unwilling to let their civilization die out, humanity builds a fleet of unmanned spacecraft in the hope of scattering the seeds of human civilization across the universe.

Reborn in a remote corner of the Milky Way, humanity discovers that the galaxy's advanced civilizations have vanished without a trace. The mediocre technology inherited from their ancestors has somehow made them the schoolyard bullies of the Milky Way's kindergarten. And so begins humanity's glorious saga of punching the Magellanic Cloud Retirement Home and kicking the Galactic Kindergarten.