I, the Purple-Robed Celestial Master, Am So Powerful Even Yama Calls Me Big Brother

In a parallel world, Buddhism flourished while Daoism declined. Only Mount Longhu remained, barely clinging to life. Just when people thought Daoism was about to disappear, a livestream program visited the Celestial Masters’ Mansion. From that day on, everything people thought they knew about Daoism was turned upside down. Netizen 1: “There are hundreds of disciples in the inner courtyard of the Celestial Masters’ Mansion, and you still dare to say Daoism is weak?” Netizen 2: “Holy crap! Tuition at the Celestial Masters Academy is only 500 yuan a year. They even provide free room and board, plus two Daoist robes during your studies! Even better, graduates get an undergraduate degree, and top students are assigned jobs at the Paranormal Bureau!” Netizen 3: “This academy is incredible! They don’t teach ordinary humanities or science courses, just the arcane arts of Qimen Dunjia and feng shui! In PE, they don’t play soccer or table tennis, only fist techniques and swordsmanship. In music, they don’t teach harmony or music theory, only gongs, drums, and soul-summoning suona horns!...” Netizen 4: “What the heck! They’ve even got funeral rites and tomb relocation and site selection! How is this still a livestream program? It’s clearly a horror movie!” Host Zhao Mengqiu: “Principal Zhang! We told you to make Daoism more down-to-earth, not to make it more underworld-like! You’ve even brought out the Black and White Impermanences. How are we supposed to explain this to our viewers?” Student 1: “Our principal Zhang is great in every way, except that his teaching methods are a little twisted!” Student 2: “Principal Zhang! Are we cultivating immortality?” Zhang Beixuan put on a surprised look. “Well, look at you! You figured it out!” Friendly reminder: This book is hidden from ordinary mortals. Only experts at the Nascent Soul stage and above may read it!