“Still worried because you don’t have a partner? Still living the same old life as a lifelong single? Century Jia Yuan, the matchmaking site of the last century, will help you find your own Alpha or Omega!”
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What the hell was that chicken? So noisy. Why was this TV playing such random stuff? Lin Niang lay in bed, recalling how before falling asleep he’d been last year’s world champion mid-laner. He and his four teammates had gone to New York for the world championship. They’d won and become the center of attention in the global esports scene. Then he’d been exhausted and wanted to sleep before getting up for the celebration banquet. In his dreams, he’d heard something about Century Jia Yuan and a chicken. A chicken? Could someone tell him what that chicken was?
