A modern-day homebody transmigrates to the Ming dynasty and becomes the good-for-nothing son of the wealthy Zuo family.
He plans to spend his life listening to music in brothels and enjoying himself, but neither Heaven nor the common people will give him the chance.
Sun Chengzong, tutor to generations of emperors: Little brother, Liaodong is in danger. Please lend us a hand.
The Carpenter Emperor: Big brother, adding rubber tires to this bicycle means my backside no longer takes a beating.
The Hanging Enthusiast: Brother Zuo, please put in a good word for me with the emperor. I want something to do!
The civil and military officials: Zuo Maofan, leave us some silver, will you?
The barbarians from every direction: As long as Zuo Maofan lives, we’ll never get our chance to rise again.
The Yang family’s female warriors: Zuo Maofan, if you flirt with another woman, I’ll kill you!
