(An unconventional take on history, with a wild imagination)
Li Qiu looked at the System before him and asked in disbelief, "Say that again. What kind of System are you?"
"A wild vegetable foraging System."
"A what kind of System?"
"A wild vegetable foraging System, dear."
"All right, you lousy System. What's our mission?"
"To forage for every wild vegetable in the Tang Empire."
Our goal is the stars! No, it's every wild vegetable on Earth. Isn't that right, potatoes, sweet potatoes, and corn?
The first year of the Zhenguan era was the second year of Emperor Li Shimin's reign over the Tang Dynasty. Locusts were devastating the land, and under pressure from his ministers, Emperor Li Shimin was preparing to issue an edict blaming himself for the disaster. Little did he know that a young man would bring divine grain, and from then on, the people of the Tang Dynasty would never go hungry again. (I'm terrible at writing blurbs, so bear with me.) (The protagonist's IQ = the author's IQ, and the author has no IQ.)
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