From the Start, I Broke Jordan's Ribs with an Elbow, and the Round Mound of Rebound Was Awestruck

NBA basketball, basketball GOAT, the GOAT. (This isn't superhero basketball, this isn't superhero basketball, this isn't superhero basketball. Important things have to be said three times.)

Competitive sports are about physicality. If there's no contact, is it even a sport? What do you think, Artest?

Yeah, yeah, but Li, could you move your elbow a little?

It's normal to box someone out for a rebound, right?

Boxing out is normal, but Li, isn't using your elbow to box out my stomach a bit much?

Is it? I learned it from Malone.

Malone? The Mailman?

No, Marlon from the UFC.

(Hiatus for a year. See you in a year.)