I'm a bitch.
In order to pursue the legendary aloof male god, I relentlessly sent him messages every day to check in.
Day1: "Good morning, brother."
Day2: "Did you miss me today?"
DayN: "Remember to eat well or I will feel bad."
He never got back to me.
Until one time I ignored him for a whole day without sending him a message.
"It's five minutes to midnight. Have you forgotten me today?"
I hooked my lips and blocked him with my backhand.
Hey, who is the licking dog now?
