Detective Conan: I'm a Couch Potato, Forced to Survive Under Multiple Secret Identities

[Detective Conan fanfic + no romance + canon couples stay together] [Constantly switching between the Black and Red sides] [Multiple secret identities, always on the verge of being exposed] [Major revisions throughout]

Kujo Senki is reincarnated, but only regains his memories when he runs into Conan. As luck would have it, he’s the victim who dies ten minutes later. Yōkoso~ Welcome to the world of deductive science, where almond flavor appears in your mouth and most people don’t make it past half an episode! (No, wait, the world of the Grim Reaper!)

After finally escaping a certain-death ending, Kujo Senki discovers that he can’t escape the lifespan he keeps losing at crime scenes. To survive and lie flat, he sets out on a chaotic journey of switching sides, accompanied by a rookie System provided as compensation by a company from the underworld.

Gin: Kujo Senki, there’s a new assignment.

Vodka: Bro, why send him? That kid’s less useful than I am.

Ran: That person looks a lot like Kujo.

Gin: Stares

Kujo Senki: It’s not me, I didn’t do it, and that’s not my name.

A few notes before reading:

1. There is a System, but it’s not much use. It just gives the protagonist a few random little perks, like a fishing buff that means you never come home empty-handed.

2. The protagonist has an incredibly impressive background. By the end of the first case, he finds his family and starts living the good life with plenty of money.

3. Different people have different tastes and preferences.

4. If this story isn’t for you, feel free to drop it without telling me. Treat me badly, dump me without a second thought, and I hope you find a story you love.

5. My writing is limited, but I’m always improving. Positive discussion is welcome; malicious comments are not. (The author is extremely sensitive!! Please pay special attention to this.)

6. The story has undergone major revisions. The general direction hasn’t changed, but some details are a little different from before.