This Starfighter Is a Little Too Much of a Liability

As an S-class warrior aboard the Peace, a starship of the Interstellar Alliance, Duan Yuxuan made a serious mistake during an encounter with space pirates. Because of this mistake, he was not only sent before the Alliance military court and stripped of his rank, but also locked up in solitary confinement. One day, Duan Yuxuan was forcibly dragged into an emotional disorder treatment System. He would have to complete treatment tasks inside the System to regain his freedom. Only after entering did Duan Yuxuan discover that the AI assigned to him by the System was a complete scam. Not only was the System a scam, but Duan Yuxuan also acquired a golden finger that broke anything it touched: Anything Duan touched would break. However, once his golden finger was triggered, it would enter a 168-hour cooldown. Caught between getting scammed by the System and scamming others, Duan Yuxuan decisively chose to scam others! Especially after seeing the “ex-boyfriend” Yu Yichen assigned to him by the System, Duan Yuxuan decided that from then on, Yu Yichen would be the only one he scammed! But after completing the tasks, Duan Yuxuan swallowed nervously as he looked at the highest-ranking executive of a certain star system. “Yu Yichen, I’m an interstellar soldier. All I want is to capture space pirates and wipe out the insectoid race.” The executive kept his face as cold as ice and said expressionlessly, “Mm. There’s a starship with the most powerful weapons in the Alliance. Do you want it?” Duan Yuxuan: “Yes, yes, yes!”